Handmade wooden sign - (Beware of the Dog (wife is scary, too)

🐶 "Beware of the Dog (The Wife’s Scary Too)"

Double the warning. Double the fun.

This handmade wooden sign isn’t just a heads-up about the dog — it’s a playful nod to the real boss of the house. Spray-painted with a rustic finish and a healthy dose of humour, it’s the perfect piece for front doors, garden gates, or anyone with a wife who doesn't mess around.

🐾 Ideal for:
– Dog lovers with brave partners
– Front porches that need a giggle
– Gifting with attitude

✨ Handmade · Spray Painted · Bark meets bite
Warning: Enter at your own risk (especially if dinner’s late).

Handmade wooden sign using real wood and hand painted using individually designed stencils. Hung by string. 

Approximate size: Length 30cm, Width 11cm, Depth 2cm