Handmade wooden sign - This ain't the Ritz - wipe your feet, grab a drink, and lower your standards.

🪵 Handmade Wooden Sign – This Ain’t the Ritz – Wipe Your Feet, Grab a Drink, and Lower Your Standards 🍹🧹

For homes that keep it real and don’t take themselves too seriously — this hilarious handmade wooden sign is the perfect way to set the vibe from the door.

Handcrafted with rustic charm and a heavy dose of sass, it’s a must-have statement piece for anyone who loves humor and honesty in equal measure.

🖤 Product Details:

📚 Handcrafted with love and appreciation
🖌️ Hand-painted using individually designed stencils
🎨 Spray-painted for a clean, lasting finish
🪵 Made from real rustic wood – each sign uniquely charming
📏 Approx. size: Length 30cm, Width 11cm, Depth 2cm
🧵 Hung with natural string – ready to display
📸 Wood colour may vary slightly from photo
🖋️ Note: As each sign is handmade, slight variations may occur

Perfect for welcoming guests with a smile and a side of sarcasm. Grab one for yourself or as a hilarious gift!