Handmade wooden sign - No soliciting, seriously. We're too broke to buy, too tired to talk, and too fucking grumpy to care

🪵 Handmade Wooden Sign – No Soliciting, Seriously. We're Too Broke to Buy, Too Tired to Talk, and Too Fing Grumpy to Care* 🚫😤**

For the home where peace and quiet are non-negotiable — this rustic handmade sign says it all, loud and clear (so you don’t have to).

Straight-up, honest, and sprinkled with humour, it’s the perfect gift for introverts, overworked adults, or anyone who’s had enough of surprise door knocks and small talk.

🖤 Product Details:

📚 Handcrafted with love and attitude
🖌️ Hand-painted using custom-designed stencils
🎨 Spray-painted for a clean, lasting finish
🪵 Made from real rustic wood – no two signs the same
📏 Approx. size: Length 30cm, Width 11cm, Depth 2cm
🧵 Hung with natural string – ready to display
📸 Wood colour may vary slightly from photo
🖋️ Note: Each sign is handmade – expect charming little differences

Perfect for your front door, hallway, or porch — and an instant conversation-ender. 😉